| Mobile Stuff, SMS, Funny SMS |
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| Dil k dard ko |
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
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| DONO SIDE KI LAGADE......... |
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
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| At this moment … : |
At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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| Ye sulgta hua Jism... |
Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!
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| i will die.
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!.
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| bheja to bheja |
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
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| Message pe message bhejte ho |
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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| Porpose karne ka naya style |
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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| Ager dum hai |
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
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